I have food in the house. Specifically to eat today. But the only food I want is the stuff I shouldn’t have.
I bought a bag of chips yesterday. As I purchased it I thought the bag seemed a bit deflated. When I got it home I found a rip in the bag. At best I purchased stale chips. At worst they’ve gone bad – although I’m not sure how chips go bad.
I’ve resolved not to eat them. But they haven’t been tossed yet.
I must toss them. And eat a proper lunch.
But they’re probably just stale…