Actually, I’m thinking that Woeisme would be a great name for a child. You can use it if you like.
Played Rock Band for the first time recently. Hmm – bad sentence. I’ve played it often. I am a Rock Band Guitar Hero! But I haven’t played recently. While playing it seemed that I was less hero’ish than normal. A critical observer , of which I’m one, might have commented that I suck.
Obviously, I don’t actually suck. I am nifty. This precludes suckage. So the only explanation is that beyond my infestations of poof goblins, dryer lint and rancid food I also am plagued by Game Mites.
I am dismissing allegations that Nintendo is out to get me. It is not that they made the game harder. Nintendo is Good. They act only in my self-interest.
Nope it is game mites. Malicious rearrangers of optical bits on a disk. I’ve tried to spray for them, but it just leaves a bad ammonia smell on the disks.
Apparently they have also gotten into my resume! Gah. Horrors. When I send it out it is a marvel of genius and persuasiveness. But the game mites modify it enroute to be garbage. This explains the lack of calls this week. Really the only explanation.
So – looking for advice on game mite eradication. And a warning to be careful if you are coming over, you could take some home with you!